Cool story bro

This has to be the funniest coming out story I've ever read:

I came out to my dad a few weeks ago, the last person I felt I had to tell, we were watching tv and there was something about a possible explanation(scientifically) for gay men that said something about the younger brother is most commonly gay etc…so after the story…

Dad: I wonder if that’s true…for this family ~looked at me and raised an eyebrow~

me: yeah, it is.

Dad: THAT’S GREAT NEWS!!! ~goes into kitchen and gets my stepmum & brothers~ Sam just told me he’s gay!

Me:~facepalm~

Dad: ~sits next to me and speaking sorta quietly, but still loud enough to be heard by EVERYONE~ I know that your not old enough to go to sex shops…

Me: Oh god no!

~Family looks horrified~

Dad: so did you want me to get you any… toys… or anything, like a dildo or (i interupt)

Me: I’M OUT! ~making a run for the door~

Dad: ~calling after me~ You’ll need practise or it’ll hurt like hell!!

So, i have been scarred for life by that horrifying horrifying 5 minutes…in fact i kinda wished he was a little more homophobic…

 http://whenicameout.tumblr.com/post/1670603561/my-dad